So your an Up and Comer and your ready to make that final leap to popularity?
It’s time to throw a party.
Throwing a party is the fastest and most effective way to show your school that your ready to be on top. However, you have to throw a house party that people will remember (not remember). First impressions are everything, so your only going to have one shot to do this right. You also need to have at least one Popular friend.
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To start, you have to plan the logistics:
1. Get your parents away for the weekend (hardest part)
2. Tell your Popular friend that your having a party
3. Make sure you have alcohol, a table for BP, cups, balls, and speakers
When I was in High School I only lived with my Dad. And to make things even better, he usually went to his girlfriend’s house on the weekends. That made it pretty easy for me to throw parties when most other kids couldn’t.
I assume most of you are going to have a hard time getting your parents out of the house. What I recommend is to just be a good listener. Talk to them at dinner and try to get a sense if they have any plans for the weekend. Don’t make it sound sketchy though. The quicker you find out during the week that your parents are going to be gone, the better.
Unfortunately if you have younger siblings or you just have parents that never leave the house, your going to have to scrap the idea of throwing the party at your place.
If thats the case, start talking with some of your “Average Kid” or “Unknown” friends. Tell them to be on the lookup for their parents going away. The reason you shouldn’t ask your Popular friend is because if he throws the party, you’re just going to be a guest at it. Since you and your friends aren’t friends with the majority of the popular kids, having it at one of your houses will make you the hosts. The guys in charge.
After you find a night that either your house or one of your friend’s houses is open, immediately go tell your Popular friend. Tell him to spread the word and to bring all of the other Popular kids. He can vouch for you and he will promise them a good time.
If the party is not at your house, you yourself can invite people as well. Tell the hot girl you sit next to in class, tell some dude your on the verge of becoming friends with, tell everyone who matters.
If the party is at your house, leave the inviting for your friends to do. It’s not cool to invite people to your own party.
The last step of logistics is to get the key ingredients for your party, mainly alcohol. Get a few handles of vodka and a few cases of beer. If either you or your friend’s has a fake ID then your all set. Assuming you don’t though, your going to need to ask older brothers, cousins, McLovin, etc.
If all else fails go into a sketchy part of town near you where they don’t ID. If they ask for it just say you lost it. They’ll either let you buy it or say sorry. Don’t worry the cops won’t come like in Superbad! You might have to try a few places but you’ll find one eventually.
Lastly, just go shopping for some cups and ping pong balls and make sure you have a table to play on at home. In addition, go get some orange and cranberry juice for mixers. A stereo that plays loud music is also highly recommended.
When Friday finally comes along, start texting everyone the address in school. Tell people it starts at 10PM. That way the majority of people will come at 11; the perfect time to start a high school party.
The House Party:
The difference between a good party and a great party relies on one factor; how drunk everyone gets.
You have to fuel the party from the start. Offer to make the girls a drink and let everyone know that they can crash at your place (the biggest excuse for not drinking is driving). The guys will be all over the beer so you don’t have to worry about them.
Put some good tunes on and turn the volume up. There’s nothing more awkward than a silent party.
Start up the BP table by grabbing your friend or a hot chick and challenging two other kids. Be loud and have fun with it. Also, try to stay up there as long as possible (keep winning) to keep the spotlight on you. You’ll also get a bunch of people wanting to play next game to try and beat you. That situation makes for a great party atmosphere.
If BP starts to die down or you notice too many people watching on the sidelines, It’s time to play flip cup. If you don’t know what flip cup is, Wikipedia is your friend.
Flip cup is good because it involves a greater number of people and is a very quick way to get the party in full blast.
Once everyone is nice and drunk (including yourself) you won’t have to think about what to do. Everything will just happen naturally.
People will be stumbling, people will be slurring their words, people will be hooking up. It’s a magical time.
Take this opportunity to go talk to the girl you like/any random chick that seems into you. Ask her if she wants to smoke, and go smoke on your deck.
Amp up the flirting by touching her and eventually go in for the make-out. Get her nice and excited, and then just grab her hand and lead her to your room.
After your done, just walk downstairs and rejoin the party. Everyone’s going to know that you guys hooked up and you’ll be a hero. Embrace the love and party late into the night.
When everyone starts to get tired just give them some sleeping bags/pillows and have them crash on the floor. Take the girl you hooked up with and go sleep in your bed. You have the option of fucking her again!
This party experience will help you immensely when you start going to college parties.
Hopefully you’ll have a great time and make a lot of new friends. When Monday in school comes around, enjoy the increased popularity and people talking about your party.
Tell them to look out for the next one and take some numbers/give out your number.
Congratulations, you’re now a popular kid.