How To Throw A High School Party

So your an Up and Comer and your ready to make that final leap to popularity?

It’s time to throw a party. 

Throwing a party is the fastest and most effective way to show your school that your ready to be on top. However, you have to throw a house party that people will remember (not remember). First impressions are everything, so your only going to have one shot to do this right. You also need to have at least one Popular friend.

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how to throw a high school party

To start, you have to plan the logistics:

1. Get your parents away for the weekend (hardest part)

2. Tell your Popular friend that your having a party

3. Make sure you have alcohol, a table for BP, cups, balls, and speakers

 

When I was in High School I only lived with my Dad. And to make things even better, he usually went to his girlfriend’s house on the weekends. That made it pretty easy for me to throw parties when most other kids couldn’t.

I assume most of you are going to have a hard time getting your parents out of the house. What I recommend is to just be a good listener. Talk to them at dinner and try to get a sense if they have any plans for the weekend. Don’t make it sound sketchy though. The quicker you find out during the week that your parents are going to be gone, the better.

Unfortunately if you have younger siblings or you just have parents that never leave the house, your going to have to scrap the idea of throwing the party at your place.

If thats the case, start talking with some of your “Average Kid” or “Unknown” friends. Tell them to be on the lookup for their parents going away. The reason you shouldn’t ask your Popular friend is because if he throws the party, you’re just going to be a guest at it. Since you and your friends aren’t friends with the majority of the popular kids, having it at one of your houses will make you the hosts. The guys in charge.

 

After you find a night that either your house or one of your friend’s houses is open, immediately go tell your Popular friend. Tell him to spread the word and to bring all of the other Popular kids. He can vouch for you and he will promise them a good time.

If the party is not at your house, you yourself can invite people as well. Tell the hot girl you sit next to in class, tell some dude your on the verge of becoming friends with, tell everyone who matters.

If the party is at your house, leave the inviting for your friends to do. It’s not cool to invite people to your own party.

 

The last step of logistics is to get the key ingredients for your party, mainly alcohol. Get a few handles of vodka and a few cases of beer. If either you or your friend’s has a fake ID then your all set. Assuming you don’t though, your going to need to ask older brothers, cousins, McLovin, etc.

If all else fails go into a sketchy part of town near you where they don’t ID. If they ask for it just say you lost it. They’ll either let you buy it or say sorry. Don’t worry the cops won’t come like in Superbad! You might have to try a few places but you’ll find one eventually.

Lastly, just go shopping for some cups and ping pong balls and make sure you have a table to play on at home. In addition, go get some orange and cranberry juice for mixers. A stereo that plays loud music is also highly recommended.

When Friday finally comes along, start texting everyone the address in school. Tell people it starts at 10PM. That way the majority of people will come at 11; the perfect time to start a high school party.

how to throw a high school party

The House Party: 

The difference between a good party and a great party relies on one factor; how drunk everyone gets. 

You have to fuel the party from the start. Offer to make the girls a drink and let everyone know that they can crash at your place (the biggest excuse for not drinking is driving). The guys will be all over the beer so you don’t have to worry about them.

Put some good tunes on and turn the volume up. There’s nothing more awkward than a silent party.

 

Start up the BP table by grabbing your friend or a hot chick and challenging two other kids. Be loud and have fun with it. Also, try to stay up there as long as possible (keep winning) to keep the spotlight on you. You’ll also get a bunch of people wanting to play next game to try and beat you. That situation makes for a great party atmosphere.

If BP starts to die down or you notice too many people watching on the sidelines, It’s time to play flip cup. If you don’t know what flip cup is, Wikipedia is your friend.

Flip cup is good because it involves a greater number of people and is a very quick way to get the party in full blast.

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Once everyone is nice and drunk (including yourself) you won’t have to think about what to do. Everything will just happen naturally.

People will be stumbling, people will be slurring their words, people will be hooking up. It’s a magical time. 

Take this opportunity to go talk to the girl you like/any random chick that seems into you. Ask her if she wants to smoke, and go smoke on your deck. 

Amp up the flirting by touching her and eventually go in for the make-out. Get her nice and excited, and then just grab her hand and lead her to your room.

 

After your done, just walk downstairs and rejoin the party. Everyone’s going to know that you guys hooked up and you’ll be a hero. Embrace the love and party late into the night.

When everyone starts to get tired just give them some sleeping bags/pillows and have them crash on the floor. Take the girl you hooked up with and go sleep in your bed. You have the option of fucking her again!

This party experience will help you immensely when you start going to college parties.

 

Hopefully you’ll have a great time and make a lot of new friends. When Monday in school comes around, enjoy the increased popularity and people talking about your party.

Tell them to look out for the next one and take some numbers/give out your number.

Congratulations, you’re now a popular kid.

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By | 2017-06-11T14:07:13+00:00 November 3rd, 2014|College|40 Comments

40 Comments

  1. noodleboy12 November 4, 2014 at 12:35 AM - Reply

    Oh man this is definitely the next step for me. There’s no way I can use my house though

    • Kris November 4, 2014 at 5:00 PM - Reply

      Don’t worry dude we used my friends house in hs it still works just as good as your own house and u don’t have to clean up

  2. Vaginatown May 21, 2015 at 7:13 PM - Reply

    Im soooo doing this before graduation.

    Ive been in the shadows for to dam long

  3. Baby December 26, 2015 at 5:10 AM - Reply

    What should I buy for food? I’m not planning anything too big, just about 15 people.

    • Loser 2 Winner
      Loser 2 Winner December 26, 2015 at 3:39 PM - Reply

      Just order a pizza, it’s always the cheapest and easiest

  4. Mooney December 28, 2015 at 5:42 PM - Reply

    how the hell will I pay 4 all this! I am planning to work this winter to make a clearing in the many acres of woods behind my house and run extension cords from the road next to us! I just don’t know how to buy all the stuff for next summer! Help!

    • Loser 2 Winner
      Loser 2 Winner December 29, 2015 at 2:09 AM - Reply

      Why not do it inside?

      That’s the smartest option because there will be less trouble from neighbors/cops.

      And it won’t be too expensive. A few handles of vodka and some beer, will cost you like $60

      • Alice March 14, 2016 at 3:21 PM - Reply

        i didn’t pay that much when I went with my sister and friend to buy beer and all that shit… but it does depend on where you go.

    • Nick February 14, 2016 at 2:19 PM - Reply

      Charge everyone 5 bucks, nobody will complain and you can get food/drinks/security/speakers and still have pocket money

  5. teeana February 27, 2016 at 6:36 PM - Reply

    I’m going to throw an end of school party in a few months. My friends are going to supply alcohol and that’s fine and all. My only concern is vomiting. Is there anyway to control how much alcohol is consumed because I don’t wanna clean up puke.

    • Loser 2 Winner
      Loser 2 Winner February 27, 2016 at 7:30 PM - Reply

      Lol nah you can’t rly control it. And you want ppl to be drunk the party will be a lot better.

      Just tell everyone that if they throw up that they have to clean it up. That will most likely get everyone to use the toilet or off the porch.

  6. David March 10, 2016 at 11:30 PM - Reply

    What if the cops come ?? Or people start stealing stuff

    • Loser 2 Winner
      Loser 2 Winner March 14, 2016 at 7:36 PM - Reply

      thats a risk ull have to take

    • Spaz April 18, 2016 at 12:48 AM - Reply

      Hide all the expensive stuff and get a police radio so you can here the cops coming and turn of the music for a few minutes

  7. Alice March 14, 2016 at 3:18 PM - Reply

    Want to know something funny… Well I’m 16 years old and we have a party planed with 70 people coming… All I’m worried about is the COPS what do I do if they show up its going to be a lil scary I mean I have friends that are like 22 etc. but like with some of the kinds are only 16-18 and if they drink and cops roll up what will happen because one its my house… my dad knows i am have a get together which mine are max of 100 people a normal party for me are about 250-500.. we live in the middle of no where so its going to be okay as long as are top neighbors do not call the cops… we will be racing four wheelers and ares go for almost 2 days the shortest i was thing to just have one night party this time because me boyfriend doesn’t want to go to the party but his best friend does… now i had people steel shit of mine so not we have a lock on every door and a place where we keep the key …

    • Loser 2 Winner
      Loser 2 Winner March 14, 2016 at 7:40 PM - Reply

      ya lock every door in ur house. thats the bad part about throwing a party of that size. that would stress me the fuck out

  8. Spaz April 18, 2016 at 12:50 AM - Reply

    Does it work to have everyone bring there own shit

    • Spaz April 18, 2016 at 12:54 AM - Reply

      Shit- Weed drugs beer vodka etc.

    • Loser 2 Winner
      Loser 2 Winner April 18, 2016 at 12:29 PM - Reply

      ya of course. id still supply something tho

      • Meg March 24, 2017 at 8:58 AM - Reply

        A lot of parties don’t have beer bc its harder to get rid of all the cans without parents seeing and people usually bring their own weed in my experience. I’d still get some hard stuff yourself tho, hosting responsibility, plus it’ll get people drunk faster

  9. Bob June 5, 2016 at 3:43 AM - Reply

    Hey i want to throw a party in july but idk if my mom will let me… so my friend says we could have it at his house. How can i still look like the host and get girls to hook up with me? I have been to many parties just never hosted one before… any tips? Thanks

    • Loser 2 Winner
      Loser 2 Winner June 5, 2016 at 4:42 PM - Reply

      If you’re boys with him and act like its ur party too, then u will look like the host.

      It’s all about how you play the situation.

      • Bob June 5, 2016 at 11:12 PM - Reply

        Yea hes one of my best friends and he has a gf so the girls wont go for him… Should i invite ppl or leave it to him? Also how can i act like its my party too without looking like a douche? thanks for the tips!

        • Loser 2 Winner
          Loser 2 Winner June 6, 2016 at 6:40 AM - Reply

          Since its his house ull do the inviting. ur the guy that spreads the word, which means its basically ur party too.

          Just be confident, it won’t look douchey.

          • Bob June 6, 2016 at 2:27 PM - Reply

            Alright sounds good! Ill keep you posted after the party… thanks for the pointers!

  10. Ashton July 6, 2016 at 12:21 PM - Reply

    We have a old beat up mansion with a small Pondicherry the middle of nowhere that I think would be a nice place but it’s too messed up to actually go inside so what do we do about people sleeping there since they probably won’t drink if they can’t stay

    • Ashton July 6, 2016 at 12:50 PM - Reply

      Small pond in the middle of nowhere*

  11. Matt August 6, 2016 at 12:07 AM - Reply

    How do i get people away from going in my room or parents room

    • Alex October 25, 2016 at 12:05 AM - Reply

      Just lock the door, thats what i do haha

  12. Romeo October 26, 2016 at 6:10 PM - Reply

    What can i do if i cant get alcohol. ( my parents are crazy good at finding out when people drink) any ideas on what else to do

  13. Tony February 20, 2017 at 8:55 AM - Reply

    Hey I told a popular friend like u said but he’s kinda acting like he’s the host of the party. What should I do?

    • Meg March 24, 2017 at 9:02 AM - Reply

      If he’s spreading the word that’s fine, you don’t invite people to ur own party. If it’s at ur house people will know it’s ur party. When it happens you should be the one going around asking everyone how they are and offering everyone drinks

  14. BROFEEST March 1, 2017 at 3:45 PM - Reply

    THX,looking forward to muh parteay!

  15. Amanda May 9, 2017 at 9:10 AM - Reply

    does a good party have to have alcohol cant just serve soda

    • Partygod234 November 2, 2017 at 11:14 PM - Reply

      Yeah you can still have a really great time without any alcohol. I’ve had many par-tays and my friends and we never have alcohol and we have such a great time 🙂

  16. Amanda May 9, 2017 at 9:12 AM - Reply

    i realy want it to be awesome but i dont want to get in trouble by cops im only 17

    • Mr Truth June 4, 2017 at 5:51 PM - Reply

      You’re at the wrong page then.

  17. Jean September 9, 2017 at 4:42 PM - Reply

    Can I start a game of Truth or Dare too? And what kinda questions can I ask during the game?

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